This makes me want to cry. When I was in University, I wanted to begin work on systems like this, thinking this would be an amazingly profitable, and interesting, area to work in. Unfortunately, at the time, I couldn't get any hardware engineers on board, and the field has been around since the 80s.

Now, I'm a married man, and don't think experts in the field of Teledildonics are in high demand in rural Nova Scotia.