The other day I was working on a little project for my wife, drilling holes in bottle caps for maple sap collecting, when I notice a bunch of red paint all over my coffee table. I'm thinking to myself, "what the hell has that woman been up to now splattering red paint all over the place... and on my hands...

"Wait... there is something significant about red paint, on my hands, and power tools, that I'm supposed to remember..."

So when I showed this knife set to my wife, she said no.