Irony

I got my chainsaw tuned up this weekend got a little excited and pruned some trees, hanging from trees, in slippery rainy conditions, without any safety gear of any kind. 

After a stern lecture from The Wife, we went to look at a couple of shrubs in the yard. As I went to point at how over grown a particular Quince shrub was, I ended up with a stick in the eye that broke off and stuck in my tear duct.

Is the Universe trying to tell me something?

BTW: it hurt, but no real damage.