Today I felt great embarassment and discretely excused myself from work while attempting to hide the fact that I had a giant hemroid. This is a distinct violation of my personal philosophy and leaves my coworkers to speculate even worse things.
Besides. A hemroid isn't all that bad
(Musings made at hour two of the ER staff staring at a half inch incision in my rectum trying to figure out how to close it)
Address: 5909 Veterans Memorial Ln, Halifax, NS, Canada

RECTUM? Damn near killed him!