I had a recruiter contact me the other day. My normal response is to hang up, but for some reason I decided to entertain this one.

We set up a quick online interview (basically to make sure we both actually exist), we talked for 1/2 an hour and then she asks me:

"If the position were offered to you, how soon would you be able to quit your job and move to the other side of the country"

ME: Give notice, fly across, and rent somewhere? 1 month, but that would be Extreme

HER: That could be a problem. We need someone to start in 5 days.

Now I remember why my normal response to recruiters is to hang up the phone

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