Vital Statistics

Stupid random crap about me… Can you believe people care about this stuff.

This started as keeping track of stupid things like Horoscopes. Then I realized I liked taking online personality tests, and needed a place to track my results.

There are a few things on this page:

Horoscope: Sagicorn


Signs_101_sagittarius Signs_101_capricorn

Myers-Briggs: INTJ


( “INTJ”)

Gardner's Multiple Intelligence

Political Spectrum

Basically, do whatever you want, just don’t bug me with it!! This makes it very difficult for me to vote in elections since there is no party that even remotely represents my interests.

IQ: +2.4 σ

Turns out I don’t qualify for the Triple Nine Society, though I am vain enough to test myself.

Results for: KaviusCave
Questions Answered Correctly: 24
Total Test Questions: 36
Questions Not Answered:
Test Standard Deviation: 15 IQ points
IQ Score: 136
IQ Percentile: 99.2

IQ Comparison Site

All IQ Tests – True or False IQ Tests 15 points 142 IQ

So adjusting for the fact some of this is an online testing, we can say I probably have an IQ somewhere between 70 and 130.

Big Five Personality

Big Five Results

Open-Mindeness 94 percentile
Conscientiousness 66 percentile
Extraversion 34 percentile
Agreeableness 39 percentile
Negative Emotionality 46 percentile

Moral Foundations

The Moral Foundations test was developed by Haidt (I think). It assesses people’s moral framework on 5 dimensions.

Moral Foundations Score

Liberals Me Conservatives
Harm 3.7 3.0 3.1
Fairness 3.7 3.5 3.1
Loyalty 2.2 1.0 3.1
Authority 2.1 0.5 3.3
Purity 1.4 0.8 3.0

For the record, conservatives think I’m a liberal, and liberals think I’m a conservative. This may explain why.

Nothing like not fitting into your rotten molds



I’m an arrogant twat. I’m so glad we got that crap out of the way.

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